One of the oldest jokes ever recorded is a dick joke: It's an ancient Roman mosaic which pictures a man with a leg-sized penis; the inscription reads, "The same to you. The oldest joke in British history is also—you guessed it—a dick joke from the 10th century "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? The answer: A key.
The former Disney star took to Instagram to share a picture of the present his mother Starla Baskett gave him as a festive gift - which features a bowl full of phallic-shaped pasta on the front - and he clearly found the unusual gift hilarious. Zac, 28, wrote: "You know your mom's on point when she puts this in your stocking. Meanwhile, next year will be a busy one for Zac, who is set to star in the upcoming movie 'Baywatch'.
Adam DeVine wants you to know that he has no idea what Zac Efron 's penis looks like. The Pitch Perfect star made headline news recently when he claimed during an interview that he has witnessed a full monty Efron. Efron apparently got in touch with DeVine after hearing about the story.
The former Disney star hasn't been shy about showing it off on film, and it appears that he'd be cool revealing even more of himself. In an interview with Elle magazine, Efron says he'd consider going full frontal for a movie, giving us all a renewed zest for life. When asked if he fears his career might flounder when he's older and "less shredded," Efron points to another movie star known for his muscular physique.
Enter keyword s to search for the articles,events,business listing and community content. You can use letters:a-z,A-Z and numbers The former Disney star took to Instagram to share a picture of the present his mother Starla Baskett gave him as a festive gift - which features a bowl full of phallic-shaped pasta on the front - and he clearly found the unusual gift hilarious.
However, other sources are speculating that hackers stole them from his cell phone. And wow, it took the breath right out of our lungs. We have been fantasizing about this hunk since his High School Musical days.
This probably isn't the first present you'd expect to be given by your mum over the festive season. Zac Efron is known for having a good sense of humour, so thankfully he reacted well to this bizarre Christmas gift from his mum. The former High School Musical hunk was given a rather rude package from his mum this year - some "penis pasta".
There's a lot described these days as things you "can't unsee," but I promise this is not hyperbole: Even as I type, I cannot banish from my mind the vision of that dead man's penis. Paramount Pictures opened its Cinemacon slate presentation Tuesday night with the cast of Baywatchwho introduced a "fuscia band" trailer that's "rated FU for 'fucking awesome'" if you must know that you may consider skipping, depending on your ability to forget. Spoiler alert: If you want to be surprised — shocked?
Lucky for him and ushe managed to sneak a peek. Only thirsty hoes care what it looks like. So they might be a little different… big deal.
He began acting professionally in the early s and rose to prominence in the late s for his leading role as Troy Bolton in the High School Musical franchise — During this time, he also starred in the musical film Hairspray and the comedy film 17 Again His father, David Efron, is an electrical engineer at a power station, and his mother, Starla Baskett, is a secretary who worked at the same power plant.